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redwinemaker
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A Clean Joke

Post by redwinemaker »

It's hard to find jokes that are clean these days but, here it
goes...not a dirty word is used...


Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch:

"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies:

"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch It is, however, the
best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.
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Post by jeepgirl »

(sigh)oh Red!!
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Post by phjrsaunt »

jeepgirl wrote:(sigh)oh Red!!
WSS! :roll:
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Post by Dally »

Cute Corey.....very cute!!!! :):):):)
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Post by daddymention »

Very funny!! :lol: :lol:
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Post by sailingagain »

:D :D 8)
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Post by case »

thanks alot red.. Finnaly one i can tell to the youngsters

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I hope that all the greedy bastards in the world
Come back as lobsters.
You know that life at the bottom of the food chain
Suits them well.
I think that all of the evil people of the world
Come back as horseflies,
They want one last bite before they're sent to hell.
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