A Clean Joke

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » March 6, 2003 7:56 pm

It's hard to find jokes that are clean these days but, here it
goes...not a dirty word is used...

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch:

"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies:

"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch It is, however, the
best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.

jeepgirl · Post by **jeepgirl** » March 6, 2003 7:57 pm

(sigh)oh Red!!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » March 6, 2003 8:23 pm

jeepgirl wrote:(sigh)oh Red!!

WSS!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » March 6, 2003 10:19 pm

Cute Corey.....very cute!!!!

:):):)

daddymention · Post by **daddymention** » March 7, 2003 3:19 am

Very funny!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » March 7, 2003 12:27 pm

case · Post by **case** » March 10, 2003 10:28 pm

thanks alot red.. Finnaly one i can tell to the youngsters