Mr. Utley goes to a pet store once a week. Everytime he walks in, there is a parrot at the door resting on his perch and the parrot gives him a nod. After Mr. Utley is finished with his business though, as he is leaving, the parrot says, "Hey." So Mr. Utley says, "What." The parrot then says, "F**k you." Each time Mr. Utley leaves the store, the same thing happens. "Hey". "What." "F**k you." After a couple weeks, Mr. Utley becomes irritated about the whole thing.
So one day when Mr. Utley goes into the store, he goes up to the owner and complains about it. At this, the owner walks over to the parrot and starts yelling and pointing his finger at it and the parrot kind of cowers. The owner walks back to Mr. Utley and says, "I'm sorry about that. The parrot will never say that to you again." With that, Mr. Utley thanks the owner and starts to walk out of the pet store with a huge grin. As he is walking by the parrot, the parrot says, "Hey." Mr. Utley, losing his grin and his patience looks at the parrot and says, "WHAT." The parrot says, "You know."
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If I had it to do all over again, I'd get myself drunk and I'd jump right back in!
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