Iraq

case · Post by **case** » March 10, 2003 10:57 pm

~ What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

~Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

~How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
Both may look out their windows and see Rubble

"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news — they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel." —David Letterman

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » March 11, 2003 12:44 am

NICE!!!!

daddymention · Post by **daddymention** » March 11, 2003 2:18 am

Good ones!!!

Capt Garry · Post by **Capt Garry** » March 11, 2003 7:05 pm

Why does the mid-eastern countries find it so easy to find people interested in "giving their lives to Allah" in Suicide bombs??
-no baseball
-no football
-no cheerleaders
-no hambergers
-no hot dogs
-donkeys that smell like camel dung
-wives that smell like donkeys, but the donkeys have better disposition
-men can't shave
-wives can't shave
-But of course NO BUFFETT