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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: March 28, 2011 9:21 pm
by nutmeg
alphabits wrote:Sometimes I get bored with shirts I've dated for a long time.
Without any explanation I remove them from the drawer and toss them hastily in a bag.
Before they know what hit them, I toss them into the back of the car and drive to a remote location.
Then I dump them into a cold metal container and make a hasty getaway, not even saying goodbye.
Does this make me a bad person?
No it makes you a really good person....because ou know that someone will open that bag and give those shirts to someone new who will really appreciate dating them.
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: March 28, 2011 10:05 pm
by alphabits
springparrot wrote:alphabits wrote:Sometimes I get bored with shirts I've dated for a long time.
Without any explanation I remove them from the drawer and toss them hastily in a bag.
Before they know what hit them, I toss them into the back of the car and drive to a remote location.
Then I dump them into a cold metal container and make a hasty getaway, not even saying goodbye.
Does this make me a bad person?
Not a bad person, but getting rid of classic shirts?
Well, I don't know that I'd call them "classic".
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: March 28, 2011 10:08 pm
by alphabits
nutmeg wrote:alphabits wrote:Sometimes I get bored with shirts I've dated for a long time.
Without any explanation I remove them from the drawer and toss them hastily in a bag.
Before they know what hit them, I toss them into the back of the car and drive to a remote location.
Then I dump them into a cold metal container and make a hasty getaway, not even saying goodbye.
Does this make me a bad person?
No it makes you a really good person....because ou know that someone will open that bag and give those shirts to someone new who will really appreciate dating them.
But I envision them somewhere saying, "I feel so USED!"
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: March 29, 2011 5:37 am
by aeroparrot
alphabits wrote:nutmeg wrote:alphabits wrote:Sometimes I get bored with shirts I've dated for a long time.
Without any explanation I remove them from the drawer and toss them hastily in a bag.
Before they know what hit them, I toss them into the back of the car and drive to a remote location.
Then I dump them into a cold metal container and make a hasty getaway, not even saying goodbye.
Does this make me a bad person?
No it makes you a really good person....because ou know that someone will open that bag and give those shirts to someone new who will really appreciate dating them.
But I envision them somewhere saying, "I feel so USED!"
Not if they are paid for.
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: March 29, 2011 11:37 pm
by pinacolada lover
aeroparrot wrote:alphabits wrote:nutmeg wrote:alphabits wrote:Sometimes I get bored with shirts I've dated for a long time.
Without any explanation I remove them from the drawer and toss them hastily in a bag.
Before they know what hit them, I toss them into the back of the car and drive to a remote location.
Then I dump them into a cold metal container and make a hasty getaway, not even saying goodbye.
Does this make me a bad person?
No it makes you a really good person....because ou know that someone will open that bag and give those shirts to someone new who will really appreciate dating them.
But I envision them somewhere saying, "I feel so USED!"
Not if they are paid for.
If you pay for them what does that make them?
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: March 29, 2011 11:41 pm
by surfpirate
surfpirate wrote:Anybody want to date
an
OFFICIAL PIT CREW
NASCARITAVILLE Parties That Matter
Spirit of Vicki
Racing Team
shirt?
........ 'cause we got 'em .... and $10 per shirt
will go directly to Parties That Matter.
---->
http://www.nascaritaville.com/pitcrew/
That is about the extent of pimping I am capable of.
I have been struck down with a virus or something
and feel like s***.
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: April 1, 2011 2:25 pm
by murPH
An "oldie but goodie" post that never ceases to make me smile!
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: June 21, 2011 1:26 pm
by cmpete
I confess. I am a shirt slut. I have dated eighteen shirts this month alone. I'm trying to get to twenty five before Alpine....
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Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: June 21, 2011 1:38 pm
by nutmeg
I'm trying to decide which shirts I date are worthy of going on vacation with me. I always want to take too many of them with me and there is never enough room
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: November 15, 2011 6:59 am
by nutmeg
I see where Molly is going to be dating a shirt she met on the internet
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: November 15, 2011 10:01 am
by springparrot
nutmeg wrote:I see where Molly is going to be dating a shirt she met on the internet
shhhhhhhhh
but, yes I am
and I can't wait
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: November 15, 2011 10:05 am
by Snowparrot
Will there be pictures?
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: January 5, 2012 1:06 pm
by cmpete
Did shirt date someone else for New Years Eve?
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: December 11, 2012 6:06 pm
by Snowparrot
My brother sent me the new shirt for his band...
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: December 11, 2012 6:40 pm
by conched
murPH wrote:An "oldie but goodie" post that never ceases to make me smile!
So true.
snowparrot started it again!
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: December 11, 2012 7:15 pm
by ragtopW
conched wrote:murPH wrote:An "oldie but goodie" post that never ceases to make me smile!
So true.
snowparrot started it again!
and we love her for it!!!
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: December 11, 2012 7:31 pm
by alphabits
Snowparrot wrote:My brother sent me the new shirt for his band...
Was this its first date or has it "been around"?
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: December 11, 2012 7:47 pm
by Snowparrot
Definitely its first date.
In fact, it's the first shirt of the batch!
(I, however, have been around for a long time.)
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: December 11, 2012 7:53 pm
by ragtopW
Santa just ordered a new shirt!!!
Re: Need help with dating a shirt!
Posted: December 12, 2012 7:02 pm
by tigzoe
alphabits wrote:Snowparrot wrote:My brother sent me the new shirt for his band...
Was this its first date or has it "been around"?