How many ____________ does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Re: How many ____________ does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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tryin' to reason wrote:And 5 to add "What XXX said" - which certainly adds a lot to advance the discussion... :roll: :roll:
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Re: How many ____________ does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One - but he has to wait until the light is better.

Q: How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it ....and the other two to say "Excelleeent!!"
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Re: How many ____________ does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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buffettbride wrote:
tigzoe wrote:
Conolulu wrote:Ok...This one is from 2007 on here... :lol:


How Many BNers does it take to change a light bulb?.....

:wink:
LOL! That is so true it is scary ;)
You forgot the 5 people to ask if the light bulb is dating a shirt.
...and 8 more to queue up for the live recording of the bulb being changed. 8)
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