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On 2002-05-17 14:09, SwissArmyKnife wrote:
His ex-wife and brother in law had a lot more in common than either of them were letting on.

Oh well, that was then, and this is now!

Shove off bro, I've got no time for you with this beautiful pilot wanting attention.

So what do you say darlin, up for a midnight swim ?

So with Blake gone, the brother in law gone, and the beautiful pilot still be his side. Charles realizes his still has the map, and some serious munchies

On 2002-05-17 14:32, CAblondestranger wrote:

On 2002-05-17 14:09, SwissArmyKnife wrote:
His ex-wife and brother in law had a lot more in common than either of them were letting on.

Oh well, that was then, and this is now!

Shove off bro, I've got no time for you with this beautiful pilot wanting attention.

So what do you say darlin, up for a midnight swim ?

So with Blake gone, the brother in law gone, and the beautiful pilot still be his side. Charles realizes his still has the map, and some serious munchies

JUNIOR MINTS!! I NEeD SOME JUNIOR MINTS!!!

then one day he was shootin at some food, and up through the ground came some bubbling crude, oil that is, black gold.......

to get this back on track...

quoting: "So Ragtop, ever the helpful soul, gave Robert Blake a blue wig and sent him to the slot machines to avoid the athorities. After finishing the most excellent weed the three headed off to the show and....."

...were walking down the strip when an arm reached out from an alleyway and grabbed Chuck. In the shadows Chuck could just barely make out the face of the person who grabbed him - it was Harrison Ford, decked out fully in his Indiana Jones adventure clothes!!
Harrison gritted his teeth and spoke very quietly, "Where ya been Chuckie?" - I thought we were supposed to rendezvous 2 years ago in....."

Poland......

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On 2002-05-17 14:49, headparrothead wrote:
to get this back on track...

quoting: "So Ragtop, ever the helpful soul, gave Robert Blake a blue wig and sent him to the slot machines to avoid the athorities. After finishing the most excellent weed the three headed off to the show and....."

...were walking down the strip when an arm reached out from an alleyway and grabbed Chuck. In the shadows Chuck could just barely make out the face of the person who grabbed him - it was Harrison Ford, decked out fully in his Indiana Jones adventure clothes!!
Harrison gritted his teeth and spoke very quietly, "Where ya been Chuckie?" - I thought we were supposed to rendezvous 2 years ago in....."

Nepal. Dontcha remember. Chuck is a little confused, probably the weed. Out of the corner of his eye he see's his new lover interest batting her eyes at Mr. Ford. Harrison introduces himself to the lady and asks her...

ya ever smoke the hog? Well, take a look at this! As he...

would you like to hold my whip?

On 2002-05-17 15:03, CAblondestranger wrote:
would you like to hold my whip?

She nods, gives a nervous, "s-s-sure" and grips the aged leather in her hands. Harrison turns back to Chuck and slowly pulls out his machete, holding it to his throat just so that it almost breaks the skin and says, "I was COUNTING on you Chuck! Thanks to you're not showing up I failed to get my hands on the greatest treasure the world has ever known - something much more valuable and sacred than all that ganja you reek of"!

No but I've been known to use one, she exclaimed...

She looked over at him with a glazed eye and some bovine perspiration and said.....

You have used the hog? That's worse than smoking the hog. You're disgusting he exclaimed as he...

On 2002-05-17 15:13, 3/4 Time wrote:
She looked over at him with a glazed eye and some bovine perspiration and said.....

"We better get going. We are suppose to be at a party in the Foundation Room at the HOB...."

On 2002-05-17 15:16, Joe Merchant wrote:

On 2002-05-17 15:13, 3/4 Time wrote:
She looked over at him with a glazed eye and some bovine perspiration and said.....

"We better get going. We are suppose to be at a party in the Foundation Room at the HOB...."

and so they arrived at the party of all parties. A party like no other. Guests included Dennis Rodman, Shrek, Bill Buckner, Jerry Springer and Tiger Wood's girlfriend. As they walked in they saw RAGTOP clearing a 6 foot bong on top of a table. BottleofRum was dancing naked with no music playing. Chuck asks what the celebration was for? The blond with no name yet replies..."They are celebrating Joe Merchant's 200th post on BN!!!!"

"and so they arrived at the party of all parties. A party like no other. Guests included Dennis Rodman, Shrek, Bill Buckner, Jerry Springer and Tiger Wood's girlfriend. As they walked in they saw RAGTOP clearing a 6 foot bong on top of a table. BottleofRum was dancing naked with no music playing. Chuck asks what the celebration was for? The blond with no name yet replies..."They are celebrating Joe Merchant's 200th post on BN!!!!"

things started to get ugly fast. Shrek was throwing up in the corner, Billy Bucks was getting assaulted by a naked BOR because of 1986 and Joe Merchant approached Tiger Woods girlfriend and said...

and Joe Merchant approached Tiger Woods girlfriend and said...

Joe said "Where's your sister? She is so much better looking that you...."

you ever play the skin flute???

note: the problem with this thread is by the time you answer, someone else had...thus screwin up the whole time farm....


chuck, shocked to see shrek and bill buckenr at the party proclaimed... "

On 2002-05-17 15:39, fins26 wrote:

chuck, shocked to see shrek and bill buckenr at the party proclaimed... "

"This party is rockin. We have to stay here and who cares if we were suppse to meet Robert Blake in front of the Slingo machine at Bally's." Chuck grabbed a seat at the bar when all of a sudden....

Richard Simmons jumped up on the bar and started sweating with the oldies.....

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