Need help with dating a shirt!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 24, 2002 9:12 pm

When I was in high school, I had several one night stands with socks.

I'm so ashamed!!

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » April 24, 2002 9:15 pm

they SAY if you use a sock SA, you won't go blind!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 24, 2002 9:18 pm

That would explain the 20/20 vision.

freddie · Post by **freddie** » April 24, 2002 10:21 pm

u probably just tossed the sock aside after u dated it huh, dated its twin the next night?

Key Lime Lee · Post by **Key Lime Lee** » April 24, 2002 10:51 pm

Michi - did you say tied?!

Uh-oh... don't give the mean moderator a reason to shut this thread down!

Thread! Get it?!

rasppy · Post by **rasppy** » April 25, 2002 1:21 am

LMAO You guys are a bunch of stained collars. Sounds like you will dating any item of clothing not starched. I prefer starched they are stiffer.

Key Lime Lee · Post by **Key Lime Lee** » April 25, 2002 2:18 pm

No! Tee shirt thread must not die yet!

Back to the top!

Anyone got any more bad puns?!

DenverBrian · Post by **DenverBrian** » April 25, 2002 2:23 pm

If I really wanted to sink low I could talk about Bill Clinton having relations with a blue dress but....

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » April 25, 2002 2:29 pm

I did have one about a turtleneck, but I thought better of it..

Key Lime Lee · Post by **Key Lime Lee** » April 25, 2002 2:33 pm

I still want to know what kind of a freaky chick doesn't WASH the d*mned dress afterwards... can YOU say psycho?

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » April 25, 2002 2:36 pm

KeyLime..about the shirt in the closet..

refraining from jokes about moths eating it and moth balls..

well, it's still in the closet...not that there's anything wrong with that...

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » April 25, 2002 2:43 pm

I hear they're building a new wing in the Smithsonian..

Included are Kennedy's pants (with Velcro/easy access waistband)..Clinton's cigar..J.Edgar Hoover's boustierre..

Is Monica's dress next?...How 'bout Gary Hart's boating shoes???

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » April 25, 2002 2:45 pm

Sorry pholks..BAD wears many faces...

DenverBrian · Post by **DenverBrian** » April 25, 2002 2:49 pm

Speaking of bad, this Georgetown, Colorado mayor was an ex-stripper (the voters knew that before the election) and then got kicked out of office for doing bad things while in office.

DenverBrian · Post by **DenverBrian** » April 25, 2002 2:51 pm

Here is a better pic of the former mayor:

BuPHett · Post by **BuPHett** » April 25, 2002 2:51 pm

An elected official doing bad things while in office?...Appalling...Marion Berry..now there's a Mayor for ya!

lindsay · Post by **lindsay** » April 25, 2002 3:09 pm

Did you mean before the election or before the erection.Phins Up.

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 25, 2002 3:38 pm

Nice bike!!!!

Fribble · Post by **Fribble** » April 25, 2002 3:43 pm

Hey SA did you say you did it with socks? oooof, no comment!

Dating a shirt is nothing to laugh at people, this is a well known custom among the less fortunate. The only problem is finding one that is not to "tight" if you know what I mean.

NYCPORT · Post by **NYCPORT** » April 25, 2002 3:44 pm

There's a bike in that picture?