Eyesight
Posted: August 19, 2021 5:21 am
Last Saturday my wife and I were preparing to go out for dinner. After showering, shaving, and dressing I emerged from my bathroom and walked out into our family room where my better-half awaited me.
I guess I had an obvious less-than-pleasant look on my face.
My wife said, "OK, what's wrong?"
I said, "I just took a long look in the mirror and all I saw was an overweight, wrinkly, gray-haired old man. You know, I could really use a compliment right now."
She said, "Well, you eyesight is damned near perfect."
I guess I had an obvious less-than-pleasant look on my face.
My wife said, "OK, what's wrong?"
I said, "I just took a long look in the mirror and all I saw was an overweight, wrinkly, gray-haired old man. You know, I could really use a compliment right now."
She said, "Well, you eyesight is damned near perfect."
