I went to the counter at McDonalds to tell them there was something wrong with my Big Mac.
Cashier: What seems to be the issue?
I hold up the sandwich and the buns move like lips and sing "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow. Don't stop, it'll soon be here."
Cashier: Sorry, sir. We accidentally made you a Fleetwood Mac.
Wrong Sandwich
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frognot
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Wrong Sandwich
Hank Hill : Just in case I'm incapacitated for some reason, do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?
Bobby: No.
Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
Bobby: No.
Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
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SMLCHNG
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