Spelling
Posted: January 1, 2023 11:15 pm
A college student was eating lunch in a coffee shop when she overheard two elderly gentlemen at the next table involved in an intense discussion.
“It’s definitely got two M’s in it - WOOMM!”
“No, that’s not it. I’m thinking there’s an H - HWOOM!”
“Okay, maybe there’s an H in there, too, but I still think it’s got two M’s. HWOOMM.”
They were still discussing the matter when she finished her meal, and as she walked by their table, she stopped, and, embarrassed, said, “I don’t mean to eavesdrop, but the word you’re trying to spell has just one M, and it ends with a B - W-O-M-B.” She blushed and left in a hurry, leaving the gentlemen staring at her in wonder.
“Do you suppose she’s right?” one of the men asked his friend, but his friend shook his head.
“Don’t think so - at her age, I doubt she’s ever HEARD an elephant fart!”
“It’s definitely got two M’s in it - WOOMM!”
“No, that’s not it. I’m thinking there’s an H - HWOOM!”
“Okay, maybe there’s an H in there, too, but I still think it’s got two M’s. HWOOMM.”
They were still discussing the matter when she finished her meal, and as she walked by their table, she stopped, and, embarrassed, said, “I don’t mean to eavesdrop, but the word you’re trying to spell has just one M, and it ends with a B - W-O-M-B.” She blushed and left in a hurry, leaving the gentlemen staring at her in wonder.
“Do you suppose she’s right?” one of the men asked his friend, but his friend shook his head.
“Don’t think so - at her age, I doubt she’s ever HEARD an elephant fart!”