The Bull Show
Posted: August 16, 2002 5:02 pm
I'm sure they're some of you who haven't heard this one yet:
A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start walking down an aisle where several prize-winning bulls are stalled.
A sign on the first bull's stall reads: "This bull mated 50 times last
year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year.
That's nearly once a week. Isn't that nice?!."
They proceed to the next bull whose sign states: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That's over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"
They went to the last bull whose stall has a sign saying: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could REALLY learn a lot from this one."
The man, finally fed up, turns to his wife and says, "Go up and ask if he
mated with the same cow every day."
A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start walking down an aisle where several prize-winning bulls are stalled.
A sign on the first bull's stall reads: "This bull mated 50 times last
year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year.
That's nearly once a week. Isn't that nice?!."
They proceed to the next bull whose sign states: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That's over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"
They went to the last bull whose stall has a sign saying: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could REALLY learn a lot from this one."
The man, finally fed up, turns to his wife and says, "Go up and ask if he
mated with the same cow every day."
