Separating the women from the men

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DejaLola
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Separating the women from the men

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WOMEN

Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous.
Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend, after a snowy drive home.

They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at- home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.

They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice.

They walk and talk the extra mile to get their kids and to get their family the right health care.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart -- they know that knowledge is power.

But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.

Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.

Their hearts break when a friend dies. hey have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.

Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.

They live in houses, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!

Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope.

They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same for people you come in contact with.



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Men are good at lifting heavy crap.
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Post by case »

Yes !! i knew we were appriecated for someting ! :D
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Come back as lobsters.
You know that life at the bottom of the food chain
Suits them well.
I think that all of the evil people of the world
Come back as horseflies,
They want one last bite before they're sent to hell.
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Post by redwinemaker »

A former friend of mine used to say tha men were good for 2 things and two things only... but who really needs to parallel park anyway!
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Post by frognot »

Hey, we can also kill spiders!
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Bobby: No.

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Post by phjrsaunt »

Two thumbs up! :D
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