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The Most Useful Word In the English Language


Sh*t .............. of course

Sh*t may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

You can be sh*t faced, sh*t out of luck, or have sh*t for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your sh*t together, find a place for your sh*t or decide to sh*t or get off the pot.

You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t , find sh*t, forget sh*t, and tell others to eat sh*t and die.

Some people know their sh*t while others can't tell the difference between sh*t and shineola.

There are lucky sh*ts dumb sh*ts crazy sh*ts and sweet sh*ts

There is bull sh*t, horse sh*t and chicken sh*t.
You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t, or duck when sh*t hits the fan.

You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig in sh*t.

Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t and some days are just plain sh*tty.

Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t and there are times when you feel like sh*t .

You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t, the wrong sh*t or a lot of weird sh*t.

You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t, or find yourself up Sh*t Creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t and other times you swim in a lake of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your sh*t , you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along…

if you give a sh*t .

I like that, I think I have seen it before along time ago

No sh*t!!!

Do you have any idea how long it took to take all those "i"'s out?

A long time, I'm sure. But thank you. You are the best "i" taker-outer I know. Whenever I need an "i" taken out, I'll call you. (Why do I hear my mother in the back of mind yelling, "you could take an eye out with that!"??????????

phjrsaunt wrote:A long time, I'm sure. But thank you. You are the best "i" taker-outer I know. Whenever I need an "i" taken out, I'll call you. (Why do I hear my mother in the back of mind yelling, "you could take an eye out with that!"??????????

red ryder red ryder

Maybe I'm on the wrong wavelength.....do you mean red ROVER red ROVER??????

phjrsaunt wrote:Maybe I'm on the wrong wavelength.....do you mean red ROVER red ROVER??????

I think Red Ryder is the classic movie about a kid who wants a bb gun, but his mom won't let him have one 'cause "you'll put your eye out!!!" etc...

OK, the name of the movie is "A Christmas Story" about a kid who wants a daisy Red Ryder bb gun....

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Now I TOTALLY know what you're talking about!!!!!!!!!!! Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!!!!! I LOVE that movie!

Hmmm.. sounds like a rap song.

I saw that once, but it was uses for the word, "F*CK".

redwinemaker wrote:OK, the name of the movie is "A Christmas Story" about a kid who wants a daisy Red Ryder bb gun....

He had yellow eyes, I swear, YELLOW EYES !!!

SURE he does, Lola.

phjrsaunt wrote:A long time, I'm sure. But thank you. You are the best "i" taker-outer I know. Whenever I need an "i" taken out, I'll call you. (Why do I hear my mother in the back of mind yelling, "you could take an eye out with that!"??????????

i don't know about y'all but we shot each other with BB guns lots of times & i never knew any kids with eyepatches . . .

also had bottle rocket fights which i DO NOT RECCOMMEND! fun as hell but very dangerous, don't try this at home . . .