An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A
> young
> man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had
> spiked
> hair in all different colors:
> green, red, orange, blue, yellow.
> The old man just stared at him.
> The young man said "What's the matter old fart,
> never
> done anything wild in your life?
> The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex
> with
> a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my keet.
Parrot Keet
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