The Sermon
Posted: October 25, 2002 2:45 pm
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the
preacher's hand. He said,
"Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use that
kind of language in the Lord's House.
The man said, "In fact, I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put
five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher said, "No sh*t!!?"
preacher's hand. He said,
"Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use that
kind of language in the Lord's House.
The man said, "In fact, I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put
five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher said, "No sh*t!!?"
