Pierre the Fighter Pilot (A French Wine Country Love Story)

[redwinemaker]

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend Marie out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says "Pierre, kiss me!!"

Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Maries lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing.

Things begin to heat up and Marie says "Pierre, kiss me a little lower". Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts.

"Pierre, what are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude. Things really steam up and Marie leans in even closer and whispers "Pierre kiss me much lower!"

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of cognac and pour it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?"

Our "hero" defiantly stands and shouts: "Mon Cherie, I am Pierre the fighter pilot. If I have to go down, I go down in flames!!!"

[springparrot]

Good one RWM!!!!

[AlbatrossFlyer]

If she were a virgin, would it be cherries jubilee?

[SMLCHNG]

That's excellent, Red!!

[ZeroDuval]

Very Funny Red......

[daddymention]

I loved it!!!!

[sailingagain]

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DejaLola]