Reindeer
Posted: December 4, 2002 10:58 pm
This has to be true;
While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, according to the Alaska Dept. of Fish and Game, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late Nov. to mid-Dec.
Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they have given birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santas' reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl. We should've known. Only a woman would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!
While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, according to the Alaska Dept. of Fish and Game, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late Nov. to mid-Dec.
Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they have given birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santas' reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be a girl. We should've known. Only a woman would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!
