A man goes to the doctor because of severe headaches. The doctor
says,
"The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that
it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes
your testicles to press up against the base of your spine, and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
The man was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything
to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he
had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was
without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt he was
missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw
a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit." He
entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see, size 44
long."
The man laughed. "That's right, how did you know?"
Been in the business 60 years!"
The man tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As he admired himself
in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" The man
agreed.
The salesman eyed the man and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16
neck."
The man was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years."
The man tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. As the man
adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
The man agreed. The salesman eyed the man's feet and said, "Let's
see, 9 1/2 E."
The man was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
Been in the business 60 years.
The man tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. He walked
comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new
underwear?"
The man agreed. The salesman stepped back, eyed the man's waist
and said, "Let's see, size 36.
The man laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was
18 years old!"
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34.
A 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and
give you one hell of a headache."
