Blond Bombshell

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PerfectPartner
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Post by PerfectPartner »

A blondes car breaks down on the interstate one day.

So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.

Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk
to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing
oncoming traffic and begin to open their coats and
exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers....

Not suprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs.

It's not very long before a police car shows up.

The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde
of the disabled vehicle yelling,
"What the heck is going on here?"

"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.

"THEY ARE MY EMERGENCY FLASHERS!!!!!!!"
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Post by SMLCHNG »

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Post by phjrsaunt »

Eggsellent!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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