Escaped Prisoner

FinsUp328 · Post by **FinsUp328** » March 24, 2003 4:44 pm

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money
and guns, but all he finds is a young couple in bed. He orders the guy
out of bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed
he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to
the bathroom.

While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is
an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of
time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he
tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he
gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy,
and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom... Be strong, honey. I
love you too..."

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » March 25, 2003 12:20 am

OH DAMN!!!!!!!

That's funny!!!

daddymention · Post by **daddymention** » March 25, 2003 2:15 am

Wow...didn't see that one coming...

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » March 25, 2003 6:59 am

daddymention wrote:Wow...didn't see that one coming...

What DM said!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » March 25, 2003 10:13 pm

LOL, good one!!!

:):)

cctxsailor · Post by **cctxsailor** » March 27, 2003 10:25 am

Talk about taking it for the team!

JBFANLAC · Post by **JBFANLAC** » April 19, 2003 5:01 pm

great one

softdove · Post by **softdove** » April 19, 2003 6:18 pm

I love it, Too funny