Little-Known Chocolate Tidbits...

jeepgirl · Post by **jeepgirl** » March 31, 2003 4:16 pm

This isn't a joke, but I didn't know where to put this. This is for all our chocoholic parrotheads!

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.

The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.

Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Because no one wants to quit.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done!

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » March 31, 2003 4:43 pm

you're welcome

Ceol na Mara · Post by **Ceol na Mara** » March 31, 2003 8:58 pm

I love it! As a happily unreformed chocoholic, I will have to remember these words of wisdom!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » March 31, 2003 9:12 pm

Now THAT is what I call LOGIC!!!!!!

Here's another tidbit:

Hershey's chocolate syrup contains ZERO fat. Really! Check the label!

Post by **SMLCHNG** » March 31, 2003 9:15 pm

phjrsaunt wrote: Hershey's chocolate syrup contains ZERO fat. Really! Check the label!

It's great for just squeezing directly into your mouth.. no dishes. No mess.

Efficient!!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » March 31, 2003 9:25 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote: Hershey's chocolate syrup contains ZERO fat. Really! Check the label!
It's great for just squeezing directly into your mouth.. no dishes. No mess. Efficient!!

Again....LOGIC!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » March 31, 2003 11:59 pm

Ahhhh........logic.

daddymention · Post by **daddymention** » April 1, 2003 3:06 am

LOVE IT!!!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » April 1, 2003 9:31 am

I am a chocoholic and damn proud of it!!!!!

Thanks Nikki!!!!

ZeroDuval · Post by **ZeroDuval** » April 1, 2003 10:11 am

SMLCHNG wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote: Hershey's chocolate syrup contains ZERO fat. Really! Check the label!
It's great for just squeezing directly into your mouth.. no dishes. No mess. Efficient!!

Zero Fat!!!!!!!! thanks alot!!!!!!

Post by **SMLCHNG** » April 1, 2003 11:41 am

ZeroDuval wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote: Hershey's chocolate syrup contains ZERO fat. Really! Check the label!
It's great for just squeezing directly into your mouth.. no dishes. No mess. Efficient!!
Zero Fat!!!!!!!! thanks alot!!!!!!

But are you not messy and efficient???

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » April 1, 2003 11:54 am

SMLCHNG wrote:
ZeroDuval wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote: Hershey's chocolate syrup contains ZERO fat. Really! Check the label!
It's great for just squeezing directly into your mouth.. no dishes. No mess. Efficient!!
Zero Fat!!!!!!!! thanks alot!!!!!!
But are you not messy and efficient???

Only if you push the right buttons.