Nashville concert only days away!

[NashvillePhan]

I can't wait! So I was looking at margaritaville.com and saw the hula contest. Am I right, or would it be a waste of time for me to even try....I'm sure some woman will go up there, shake her assets, show them to the crowd and win

To be on stage with Jimmy though I would hula....and I never EVER dance, not even with my wife!

[citcat]

If you are one of the winners of the contest, you get on stage with the MAN!!!!! If I remember from last year (and remember is a loose term, considering), the COSTUME had more to do with winning than the dancing did. You have to be imaginative, decorative, funny, outrageous. The key is tying your outfit with the theme: Why don't we get drunk and screw HULA!! You could wear the WDWGDAS t-shirt, stick condoms on it, wear a mardi-gras-type bead necklace with little tequila bottles or beer bottles, get those deely-bobber head things and stick something appropriate on the ends of the springs, grass skirt. And maybe get a coconut bra and stick something on those!!! Or just go as a giant condom with a grass skirt on!!! If it rains, you're covered!!!!!!