It's Halloween
Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he hears
a.......
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin
banging its way down the middle of the street towards him
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing
quickly behind him ...
faster...
faster...
BUMP...
BUMP....
BUMP.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through
his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on the heels of the terrified man.... Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the
man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his
breath is coming in sobbing gasps. .
With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ...
his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN .
Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition,
and...
the coffin stops.
It's Halloween
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pbans
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It's Halloween
Paige in Utah
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pbans
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Re: It's Halloween
**Clappity-BUMP**
Still funny.....ELEVEN YEARS LATER!
Still funny.....ELEVEN YEARS LATER!
Paige in Utah
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Re: It's Halloween
. . ok, that was a time delayed laugh for me . . ( my brain must be a little dusty ) 
. . once it hit, it was a laugh out loud one . . ! !
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. . once it hit, it was a laugh out loud one . . ! !
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. . " and I finally disappear . . . . BUT NOT YET ! ! "
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jayparrot46
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Re: It's Halloween
ok that funny