Dog Rules

Guest · Post by **Guest** » September 25, 2000 5:51 pm

Posted By 2fla
1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

From "My Dog is the World's Best Dog" by Suzy Becker.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » September 25, 2000 7:03 pm

Posted By Juicyfruit
2fla: I see you know my dog.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 15, 2001 2:16 pm

Posted By Anonymous
having a GREAT DANE means never being in control of anything, we listem well!!!

SwissArmyKnife · Post by **SwissArmyKnife** » October 23, 2001 7:42 am

We own a beagle, we think he might be smarter than us.

Oh man, I hope he doesn't read this.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » October 25, 2001 5:26 pm

I did..... Just wait.....

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » November 2, 2001 4:51 pm

Oh Yes, I can relate. Three times over. You just haven't experienced sleeping until you sleep with a German Sbepherd and his master who are both bed hogs. But I love and spoil them anyway!

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » November 4, 2001 5:31 pm

Hey SAK!!
Your dog types too!! Be careful Bro.

SitaGG · Post by **SitaGG** » December 8, 2001 8:52 am

My little Buddy does all the above. Luckily, he's just a little guy. Funny how the rules change to suit their needs, huh? Gotta run, I'm out of Snausages! (and he can read and type too!!)

comtnfish · Post by **comtnfish** » February 4, 2002 1:38 pm

So far my dog is allowed on some furniture, but not on the bed....I know it's only a matter of time......

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » February 4, 2002 1:43 pm

They apparently studied my dog as well.

NYCPORT · Post by **NYCPORT** » February 4, 2002 4:32 pm

My dog wrote the joke!!! I seriously have a bumper sticker that says "My Doberman is smarter than you honors student."

freddyfishstick · Post by **freddyfishstick** » February 4, 2002 5:37 pm

I too can relate, we kicked our dogs ( two big ones) off when the keet came, because the keet kept getting knocked off and that was not good.

ImaTXparrothead · Post by **ImaTXparrothead** » March 11, 2002 4:45 pm

I can definately relate! I have two weiner dogs (Buster & Emma) and they think they are human!

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » March 13, 2002 9:53 am

This board is going to the dogs!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » March 13, 2002 10:03 pm

WOOF! WOOF!