Because it's Halloween....

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Because it's Halloween....

Post by pbans »

Only a few days away......couldn't resist the urge to repost my favorite Halloween joke.....

It's Halloween

Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he hears
a.......

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing
quickly behind him ...

faster...
faster...

BUMP...

BUMP....

BUMP.

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through
his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on the heels of the terrified man.... Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the
man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his
breath is coming in sobbing gasps. .

With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ...
his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN .

Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition,




and...



the coffin stops.
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That's horrible. Funny, but horrible. :P
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SPEW!!! :roll:
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:roll: :roll: :roll: :-? :-? :roll: :roll:
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:D :D :D
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BTT
.....because I STILL love this freaking joke!!
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a campfire fave!
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Post by phjrsaunt »

land_shark3 wrote:That's horrible. Funny, but horrible. :P
What LS3 said!!
: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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BTT....because three years later...yep, still love this joke!
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:o :o 8) 8)
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pbans wrote:BTT....because three years later...yep, still love this joke!
FOUR years! :wink:
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carolinagirl wrote:
pbans wrote:BTT....because three years later...yep, still love this joke!
FOUR years! :wink:
math suks
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pbans wrote:BTT
.....because I STILL love this freaking joke!!
((((((((((((((Paige))))))))))))) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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and because I still love this joke.....
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Re: Because it's Halloween....

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Paigey, you're something ELSE!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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tikitatas wrote:Paigey, you're something ELSE!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I do what I can..... :D :D :D :D
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Re: Because it's Halloween....

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:P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:o :) :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Because it's Halloween....

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....AND now I wish I wouldn't have bumped this one because I found THE ORIGINAL!
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