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A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for
dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at Mike’s Steakhouse because
the waitresses there have low cut blouses and nice breasts.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they
discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should
meet at Mike's Steakhouse because the food there is very good and they have an
excellent wine selection.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they
discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should
meet at Mike's Steakhouse because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the
restaurant is smoke free.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they
discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should
meet at Mike's Steakhouse because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they
even have an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss
where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at Mike’s Steakhouse
being they have never been there before.

Not to be insensitive, but that reminds me of something I saw recently that said "I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

The best thing about Alzheimer's is you're always meeting new people.

I just got this email today....
Haven't checked the authenticity of it yet.

Short Neurological Test


1- Find the C below... Please do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist.
Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.

BTW I PASSED!!!