The Ecnomy is so bad...........
Posted: June 8, 2010 12:52 pm
How bad is it?
The economy is so bad that…
…I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
…African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child ' commercials!
…Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
…I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
…CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
…Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
…My ATM gave me an IOU!
…A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
…I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
…I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
…If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
…McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
… Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
…Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
…My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
…A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
…Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
…A picture is now only worth 200 words.
…They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."
…When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
…The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
…Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...
The economy is so bad that…
…I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
…African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child ' commercials!
…Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
…I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
…CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
…Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
…My ATM gave me an IOU!
…A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
…I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
…I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
…If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
…McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
… Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
…Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
…My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
…A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
…Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
…A picture is now only worth 200 words.
…They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."
…When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
…The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
…Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...
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