On the Golf Course
Posted: October 17, 2010 11:00 am
...According to police reports, a foursome of guys was waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women were hitting from the ladies' tee, and taking their time.
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball she topped it, sending it perhaps ten feet. Then she walked over and whiffed it completely. Then she hacked it another ten feet, then on the fourth try, she finally connected — somewhat — and sent the ball into a sand trap.
She looked at the patiently-waiting men and said apologetically, "I guess all those f*****g lessons I took over the winter didn't help at all."
One of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He was 43.......
-"BB"-
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball she topped it, sending it perhaps ten feet. Then she walked over and whiffed it completely. Then she hacked it another ten feet, then on the fourth try, she finally connected — somewhat — and sent the ball into a sand trap.
She looked at the patiently-waiting men and said apologetically, "I guess all those f*****g lessons I took over the winter didn't help at all."
One of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"
He never even had a chance to duck. He was 43.......
-"BB"-