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An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."

dnw wrote:An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."

was going to say "a Jaguar XJ6" myself.