Too much to drink

[Wino you know]

A police officer pulls over a motorist who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.

He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

OFFICER: "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."

MOTORIST: "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

OFFICER: "Well, then we need a urine sample."

MOTORIST: "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."

OFFICER: "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

MOTORIST: "I can't do that, officer."

OFFICER: "Why not?"

MOTORIST: "Because I'm too drunk to do that!"

[maid memories]

[VanillaGrl]

[springparrot]

Sounds like someone you would stop

[Wino you know]

Sounds like someone you would stop

No, the fools I stop always seem to have 43 empty beer bottles on the floor of the back seat, yet they tell me they've "only had a couple drinks."

[springparrot]

Sounds like someone you would stop

No, the fools I stop always seem to have 43 empty beer bottles on the floor of the back seat, yet they tell me they've "only had a couple drinks."

Funny how they remember the first and last drink, but don't remember those in the middle

[Wino you know]

So true, Molly.

[dnw]

[tigzoe]

Sounds like someone you would stop

No, the fools I stop always seem to have 43 empty beer bottles on the floor of the back seat, yet they tell me they've "only had a couple drinks."

...in the past 30 seconds?!

[jayparrot46]