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You may have heard that Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike. But you may not have heard how the company was split up. The State Department hired all the Twinkies; the Secret Service hired all the HoHos; the military flag officers are sleeping with the Cupcakes; and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress.

I wouldn't give my boss my last Funny Bones today. I told her that I don't love her that much.

Funny..... But out here in Chicago, this is very close to a national crisis. Hostess/Wonder did so much baking for some of the smaller chain stores out here.