A man got a text message from his neighbor one day. The message said:
"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife day and night when you're not around -
in fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the shame and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology
along with my promise that it will never happen again."
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom and got his gun. Then, without a word, he shot his wife and killed her.
A couple of seconds later, another text message arrived:
"F*cking autocorrect — I meant 'wifi', not 'wife'..." -"BB"-
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead." "Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
