"I got all the classes I wanted, but I need some school supplies by Monday. I gotta have a compass and a protractor for geometry, a dictionary for English, a dissecting kit for biology, and a car for driver's ed."
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School supplies
After registering for his high school classes, a boy comes back home and tells his parents:
"I got all the classes I wanted, but I need some school supplies by Monday. I gotta have a compass and a protractor for geometry, a dictionary for English, a dissecting kit for biology, and a car for driver's ed."
-"BB"-
"I got all the classes I wanted, but I need some school supplies by Monday. I gotta have a compass and a protractor for geometry, a dictionary for English, a dissecting kit for biology, and a car for driver's ed."
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Re: School supplies
Funny, although high schools around here don't teach driver's ed anymore.
We have to pay $$$ to a private driving school for 30 hours of classroom and 6 hours instructor led behind-the-wheel.
And parents must do 60 hours behind-the-wheel instruction for their kids.
Only then, can they get a "provisional" drivers license.
Times have changed.
We have to pay $$$ to a private driving school for 30 hours of classroom and 6 hours instructor led behind-the-wheel.
And parents must do 60 hours behind-the-wheel instruction for their kids.
Only then, can they get a "provisional" drivers license.
Times have changed.
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Re: School supplies
LOL!
And Illinois still has the option to take Driver's Ed at school, or privately. The price is equally outrageous either way.
And Illinois still has the option to take Driver's Ed at school, or privately. The price is equally outrageous either way.
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Re: School supplies
YOU FORGOT THE PART ABOUT THE GIRL FOR SEX ED! bADUMUMTSH!
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